Yea I ate a cookie today. So screw you.
This whole new diet cause you have food allergies thing really sucks. I Ate a cookie today and I really liked it. Do I feel guilty about it? Hell no. Did it taste good? Hell yea! Will I do it again? Probably.
I eat the shitiest food now. Tonight it was peas and rice. This last weekend it was Salad with no dressing. Now I know hundreds of people have it worse off. Kid's starve in Ethiopia, Adults with crones disease can barely swallow air, that dude on CSI died of a bee sting, blah, blah, blah, blah, fuck-em. It's my blog and I'm bitching. I don't give damn how the price of a cup of coffee could save little shamu-stick-can't pronounce his name's family from starving. If they don't start blogging and keeping flies out of their damn eyes then I just don't care. Let Brad Pitt do something about it. He can afford ten percent of his income. I just wish my bank balance would climb above ten bucks.
Now if you're thinking I'm an insensitive fuck-stick then your half right. I'm an Asian, Insensitive fuck-stick that hates stupid people that talk or call for tech support. Yea i said it if you're stupid and don't talk to other people or call my helpdesk then your A-ok in my book. If your dumb, or even worse stupid then please do everyone a favor and castrate yourself and go buy a Macintosh computer. They love stupid people since their OS is sooo easy to use even a fucktard like yourself you can use it. If your going to use Microsoft's shit then you've got to do the simple stuff.
I have so much stuff to bitch about I don't where to start.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I'm done ranting I think.
On a more personal note I'd like to express regrets to a friend of mine who is dealing with some difficult personal issues and I wish you the best. You're a great person and I hate the situation you're in but I just want you to know that you can call me day or night to talk about "it" whenever you want to. I've been there and done that and It's the hardest thing I ever had to deal with. I know that nothing anyone says or does is really going to make a difference but if you need me for anything I'll do whatever in my power that I can to help make something, anything, easier on you.
Posted by Jeff Estes doing something utterly uninteresting like watching termites slowly consume his house.
I eat the shitiest food now. Tonight it was peas and rice. This last weekend it was Salad with no dressing. Now I know hundreds of people have it worse off. Kid's starve in Ethiopia, Adults with crones disease can barely swallow air, that dude on CSI died of a bee sting, blah, blah, blah, blah, fuck-em. It's my blog and I'm bitching. I don't give damn how the price of a cup of coffee could save little shamu-stick-can't pronounce his name's family from starving. If they don't start blogging and keeping flies out of their damn eyes then I just don't care. Let Brad Pitt do something about it. He can afford ten percent of his income. I just wish my bank balance would climb above ten bucks.
Now if you're thinking I'm an insensitive fuck-stick then your half right. I'm an Asian, Insensitive fuck-stick that hates stupid people that talk or call for tech support. Yea i said it if you're stupid and don't talk to other people or call my helpdesk then your A-ok in my book. If your dumb, or even worse stupid then please do everyone a favor and castrate yourself and go buy a Macintosh computer. They love stupid people since their OS is sooo easy to use even a fucktard like yourself you can use it. If your going to use Microsoft's shit then you've got to do the simple stuff.
I have so much stuff to bitch about I don't where to start.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
- If you operate a business that uses computers then Back your shit up at least once a week, or as often as you can afford to lose important vital data.
- If you own a computer and get online with it (and yes that includes you dial up losers that are too cheap to get high speed internet but still complain about long lines and how valuable your time is while standing in the fucking post office line) then please obtain Anti-virus software and keep it updated.
- If you have employees that aren't related to you then please understand that for every "genius" employee you have hired then you have at least one sociopath, three losers, and one crook working for you.
- There really is no such thing as stupid question but once you ask my ass for an answer DO NOT REFUTE WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TOLD YOU. As far as your concerned the bush by my desk is on fire, I just came from down the hill from Mt. Sinai, and I would love to crucify your ass and feed your remains to the lions if you challenge me.
- I don't always have the answer. I know it's shocking but there is a lot of shit I don't know and I'm forgetting more every day. I don't always have the answers. By all means I can make something up that will make your loins all nice and warm but I don't always know what's next so close your mouth and go ask Google.
- Please be aware that time passes for me at the same speed it passes for you but I can't give everybody a couple minutes to look at something every five minutes. I'm lazy and sometimes I just don't give a damn. So don't ask me to come look at something shoot me a screenshot as an email or invite me over via vnc.
- I live and breathe a double standard. It's okay for me to want and do it but you can't expect the same thing.
- There is a difference between intelligence and wisdom I just haven't figured out which one is which yet.
I'm done ranting I think.
On a more personal note I'd like to express regrets to a friend of mine who is dealing with some difficult personal issues and I wish you the best. You're a great person and I hate the situation you're in but I just want you to know that you can call me day or night to talk about "it" whenever you want to. I've been there and done that and It's the hardest thing I ever had to deal with. I know that nothing anyone says or does is really going to make a difference but if you need me for anything I'll do whatever in my power that I can to help make something, anything, easier on you.
Posted by Jeff Estes doing something utterly uninteresting like watching termites slowly consume his house.
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