10 Things I hate about Worms
1) They self propagate like worms - hence the term.
2) They aren't viruses but end-users treat them like they are.
3) They seriously retard your ability to send and receive email (it's that geometric amwayish exponential compounding thing you never really understood but could appreciate).
4) They are hard to defeat on day zero.
5) Everybody suddenly finds your technical talent amazing and precious.
6) They force you to meet people you'd normally never interact with. (footards!)
7) They bring to light the fact that the AV community seriously needs to come to grips on a naming convention. Is it Sober P or O or N or whatever letter you want to pick?
8) Worms are like cocky Republicans they just show up and start messing with you becuase they can. Their like republicans becuase your forced to deal with them and they make more money than you ever will (Money equating to internet bandwith).
9) Whenever a worm comes out everyone wants an explanation on what they should do to fight WORMS and viruses, and then someone invariably asks what the difference between the two are and then they ask what the hell a trojan horse is.
10) Lastly why does Joe retard on Fear Factor make people eat them with rotten meat and maggots!
Posted in hate by Jeff
2) They aren't viruses but end-users treat them like they are.
3) They seriously retard your ability to send and receive email (it's that geometric amwayish exponential compounding thing you never really understood but could appreciate).
4) They are hard to defeat on day zero.
5) Everybody suddenly finds your technical talent amazing and precious.
6) They force you to meet people you'd normally never interact with. (footards!)
7) They bring to light the fact that the AV community seriously needs to come to grips on a naming convention. Is it Sober P or O or N or whatever letter you want to pick?
8) Worms are like cocky Republicans they just show up and start messing with you becuase they can. Their like republicans becuase your forced to deal with them and they make more money than you ever will (Money equating to internet bandwith).
9) Whenever a worm comes out everyone wants an explanation on what they should do to fight WORMS and viruses, and then someone invariably asks what the difference between the two are and then they ask what the hell a trojan horse is.
10) Lastly why does Joe retard on Fear Factor make people eat them with rotten meat and maggots!
Posted in hate by Jeff
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