Compressed Air + Waffles + Password Hacking


Ever wonder exactly what the hell is in a can of compressed air? Hit the link below:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R134a

Scary but cool shit huh! Who comes up with this shit. Between bottled water and air I don't know which guy will earn more street cred for coming up with simple but cool and profitable as hell ideas.

A funny thing happened to me on my way to the waffle house. First let me say that for a smart guy I'm a complete and utter dumbass. I'm always leaving shit on laying around on other peeps desks like my pens, cellphones, coffee mugs, laptops, chargers, etc. I'm always forgetting to pay my bills and bill my customers. Case in point I come home today and I'm without power (shut off due to non payment). I'm this is fucking incredible how does one just forget to pay his bills. I mean I've got the money in the bank and now I'm home and completely without power. The real shitter is that I'm switching banks from Bank of America to a local branch in my home town and since I work so late on Tuesdays and Thursdays I'm unable to pay my bill at the local quick pay center since they are closed. So now I'm going to have to stop by the quick pay center and pay my bill first thing in the morning so no Electricity for the Estes to keep his house cool.
Jeff Estes ====>> complete idiot!

Now I'm sitting at the Waffle House ====> I'm hungry and they have power. I'm also blogging this from my wifi card whilst wondering how much of my fridge food I'm going to have to chunk out tomorrow.

While I'm sitting her the waitress says hey are you a computer guy? Of course I say that I dabble a little bit with computers. She says in an conspiratorial and whisper like kind of way "do you hack computer passwords?" I whisper back and lean in and say "of course I do but you can't tell anyone."

"She says how much will you charge me to hack my laptop password?"

I whisper back, "I normally charge one hundred dollars, but if you'll let me camp out here and comp my meal I'll do it for no charge".

She beams with glee, and says "You don't have to tip me either".

Now I'm waiting on her boyish friend (She makes it real clear that he's not her boyfriend) to bring the laptop up here to hack it up.

I of course have my Password hacking CD in my backpack so here I sit waiting on Godot.....


Posted by Jeff Estes wishing you would subscribe to my blog and sponsor my lunch breaks.

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