OMFG Tornados! Where is Dorothy! Toto! My Red Shoes!
HR just came down and said stop what you're doing and move to the middle of the building. So right now everyone in the company is off the phones and not taking phone calls and just sitting in the middle of the building waiting to die. Is this my last post?
Will scoolio ever blog again? Will we have a job tomorrow? How the hell will I ever get out of the parking lot again? I'm trapped. I'm hungry. I will starve to death in this building with hundreds of co-workers.
Just the thought of the hundreds of pins and paper clips whirling through the air to impale us into little huddled bundles of fleshy pin dolls just scares me. All we lack is the flickering light and moody, eerie music.
Is this the end? Has Ragnarok arrived? Is this the beginning of Armageddon? Have some of my coworkers already been taken up in the rapture?
Tell my children I love them and tell my X that she was my only true love and I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.
Tell my dad that one time he whipped me when my brother did it still troubles me to this day. But I did learn that life is unfair and full of injustice.
Tell my Mom that I always know she loved my brother more and its ok. I still love her.
Tell my neighbor I'm sorry I never fixed his computer and its just sitting there in my den of inequity rotting away at the core while I neglect lying in bed wondering why I don't ever floss.
Posted by Jeff Estes wishing you would subscribe to my blog and sponsor my lunch breaks.
Will scoolio ever blog again? Will we have a job tomorrow? How the hell will I ever get out of the parking lot again? I'm trapped. I'm hungry. I will starve to death in this building with hundreds of co-workers.
Just the thought of the hundreds of pins and paper clips whirling through the air to impale us into little huddled bundles of fleshy pin dolls just scares me. All we lack is the flickering light and moody, eerie music.
Is this the end? Has Ragnarok arrived? Is this the beginning of Armageddon? Have some of my coworkers already been taken up in the rapture?
Tell my children I love them and tell my X that she was my only true love and I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.
Tell my dad that one time he whipped me when my brother did it still troubles me to this day. But I did learn that life is unfair and full of injustice.
Tell my Mom that I always know she loved my brother more and its ok. I still love her.
Tell my neighbor I'm sorry I never fixed his computer and its just sitting there in my den of inequity rotting away at the core while I neglect lying in bed wondering why I don't ever floss.
Posted by Jeff Estes wishing you would subscribe to my blog and sponsor my lunch breaks.
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