Sorry for the Delay - Welcome Chrome
Wow I don't normally take such a large break between postings but this one is special.
So much has happened since my last post I'm not sure where to start so here it goes.
Ode to the "bowhunter". Jason I miss you. I hate the circumstances surrounding your exit and and the messy "wake" that followed you out but I think you are hell of a person and I miss the shit out of you. I wanted you to know that I respected and still look up to you as a boss, a coworker, and a friend. I hope that life treats you well and you continue to inspire other people to work harder and smarter. I'd work for you anywhere and anytime. I do miss you.
Jennifer - I have not forgotten your request for the difference between shallow and morals. I'm just not feeling witty enough to address that issue at this time.
To my "old but not forgotten" class of students. I swear that I'll get around to you finishing your class as soon as possible.
To my current class I hate that you guys are getting the "new" and abbreviated training class but you guys will do fine in the field once we get you out there but don't forget that we have 90 days from your date of hire to find a reason to fire you guys for being retarded so please don't make me look bad when you hit the road.
To the TSA thanks for jacking my shit at the security screening I really wanted that Gatorade drink and my fucking shaving toiletries that didn't meet the new and upgraded FAA requirements for liquids in a container. Seriously my shit wasn't dangerous and I had to replace that shit.
To Odio thanks for the kickass laptop messenger bag but I still miss my good ole faithful backpack and I think I'm going back.
To the admin team. Thanks for letting me use that switch to hook into our network. I know how hard it was to let me do that. Also thanks for the reminder calls late at night when I forgot that I'm on the VPN and violating our policy by establishing P2P links :)
To my new boss Paul. I know you don't read this blog but if you ever "discover" it then I think that so far you're doing a good job managing our team just please, please don't fuck it up.
To the "serial killer" on the helpdesk. Please don't cut me up into little pieces for destroying your 8Gig thumbdrive. I swear i'll replace it soon. *crosses fingers*
To the company that makes Rockband. Please for the love of god sell me a replacement foot petal cause I'll be uber pissed if I have to buy a new drum kit, guitar, and microphone because I mis placed my the damn footpedal.
To the Google dev team. Thanks for making my password reset so easy. If you've ever locked yourself out of your gmail account it's easier to reset the password than those guys over at redmond make it on their stuff. And I love the new Google Chrome browser but I do "miss" the plug in stuff.
To the open source crowd. Thanks for all the really cool freaking stuff you nerds make to please the "IT" crowd.
To the MS dev team for Office. For the love of all things holy give me a freaking overlay to make Office act like the old office. I still don't like using the fucking "Ribbon".
To the Projector Market: Do you really need to make the fucking replacement bulbs on printers so damned expensive! I mean you guys might as well get into the Printer Market to sell high priced ink.
That's it for now. I'm going to try real hard to make more regular posts again.
Posted by Jeff Estes wishing you would subscribe to my blog and sponsor my lunch breaks.
So much has happened since my last post I'm not sure where to start so here it goes.
Ode to the "bowhunter". Jason I miss you. I hate the circumstances surrounding your exit and and the messy "wake" that followed you out but I think you are hell of a person and I miss the shit out of you. I wanted you to know that I respected and still look up to you as a boss, a coworker, and a friend. I hope that life treats you well and you continue to inspire other people to work harder and smarter. I'd work for you anywhere and anytime. I do miss you.
Jennifer - I have not forgotten your request for the difference between shallow and morals. I'm just not feeling witty enough to address that issue at this time.
To my "old but not forgotten" class of students. I swear that I'll get around to you finishing your class as soon as possible.
To my current class I hate that you guys are getting the "new" and abbreviated training class but you guys will do fine in the field once we get you out there but don't forget that we have 90 days from your date of hire to find a reason to fire you guys for being retarded so please don't make me look bad when you hit the road.
To the TSA thanks for jacking my shit at the security screening I really wanted that Gatorade drink and my fucking shaving toiletries that didn't meet the new and upgraded FAA requirements for liquids in a container. Seriously my shit wasn't dangerous and I had to replace that shit.
To Odio thanks for the kickass laptop messenger bag but I still miss my good ole faithful backpack and I think I'm going back.
To the admin team. Thanks for letting me use that switch to hook into our network. I know how hard it was to let me do that. Also thanks for the reminder calls late at night when I forgot that I'm on the VPN and violating our policy by establishing P2P links :)
To my new boss Paul. I know you don't read this blog but if you ever "discover" it then I think that so far you're doing a good job managing our team just please, please don't fuck it up.
To the "serial killer" on the helpdesk. Please don't cut me up into little pieces for destroying your 8Gig thumbdrive. I swear i'll replace it soon. *crosses fingers*
To the company that makes Rockband. Please for the love of god sell me a replacement foot petal cause I'll be uber pissed if I have to buy a new drum kit, guitar, and microphone because I mis placed my the damn footpedal.
To the Google dev team. Thanks for making my password reset so easy. If you've ever locked yourself out of your gmail account it's easier to reset the password than those guys over at redmond make it on their stuff. And I love the new Google Chrome browser but I do "miss" the plug in stuff.
To the open source crowd. Thanks for all the really cool freaking stuff you nerds make to please the "IT" crowd.
To the MS dev team for Office. For the love of all things holy give me a freaking overlay to make Office act like the old office. I still don't like using the fucking "Ribbon".
To the Projector Market: Do you really need to make the fucking replacement bulbs on printers so damned expensive! I mean you guys might as well get into the Printer Market to sell high priced ink.
That's it for now. I'm going to try real hard to make more regular posts again.
Posted by Jeff Estes wishing you would subscribe to my blog and sponsor my lunch breaks.
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