Nigerian Scam

Everyone has heard about this scam or at least received an email about it but a buddy of mine has actually spent and invested an unbelievable amount of time effort and energy just plain screwing with these low-lifes.

He's contacted the FBI and police and volunteered to help sucker these people. I have copied and pasted a copy of an IM conversation he had with one below. I've edited out his name at his request. Check it out below:

jessica_ramond : how u doin'?
jessica_ramond : hello hun
jessica_ramond : so how's the day
jessica_ramond : u at work?
[fake name]: yes i am at work
jessica_ramond : k
jessica_ramond : hope things fine with ya
jessica_ramond : ?
jessica_ramond : i hope u got the email i sent to ya hun?
[fake name]: no what email
jessica_ramond : sent u an email i got from officemax
[fake name]: ok what was it
jessica_ramond : that i got me laptop to replace the pc i got here
[fake name]: why are you sending it to me
jessica_ramond : hun, i told u that if it could be shipped directly i would have gotten it.
jessica_ramond : u there love?
jessica_ramond : i thought i explained it to ya
jessica_ramond : u there?
jessica_ramond :
[fake name]: i am here
[fake name]: well first you said you were sending a mixer to my address then shoes
jessica_ramond : k
[fake name]: and now a lap top
jessica_ramond : yeah
jessica_ramond : as soon as u get them
jessica_ramond : that i can handle
jessica_ramond : pardon me if am inconvinencin' u
jessica_ramond : hun
[fake name]: aand you are sending all that to my office address
jessica_ramond : yeah
jessica_ramond : that was the add u gave me
jessica_ramond : hun
jessica_ramond : that y
[fake name]: well i havent recieved anything
[fake name]: you need to give tracking numbers
jessica_ramond : most of 'em just gave me shipment comfirmation
jessica_ramond : no trackin'
jessica_ramond : the homemarketplace just gave me shippment comfirmation
jessica_ramond : which i could forward to ya if u want
[fake name]: ok?
[fake name]: what is wrong with your computer
jessica_ramond : got a problem with the memory.........
jessica_ramond : and i figure i should get me a nu system
jessica_ramond : i've been repairin'
jessica_ramond : and am tired of spendin' money onlit
jessica_ramond : on it
jessica_ramond : hun
[fake name]: ok well my office has computers for sale
jessica_ramond : but i've gotten one already
jessica_ramond : and it's on it's way
jessica_ramond : to ur office
jessica_ramond : hello
jessica_ramond : hun
jessica_ramond : but could u help me check ones in a while if its been delivered ok
jessica_ramond : ?
[fake name]: ok
jessica_ramond : tu
jessica_ramond : so when u gonna go check ?
jessica_ramond : cos i belive that one from the homemarketplace must have been delivered
[fake name]: when i get a tracking number
jessica_ramond : but the shoe not yet
jessica_ramond : i wasn't givin' trackin' number love
jessica_ramond : i hope u understand
jessica_ramond : u still there?
[fake name]: ok
jessica_ramond : tu
jessica_ramond : so i hope u'll help me check if its been deliverd.............. tell u the truth i really hate the way am buggn' but i hope u understand hun
[fake name]: hey here is my office link check out our computers and files http://www.fbi.gov/cyber/cysweep/cysweep1.htm
jessica_ramond : k
jessica_ramond : hun
jessica_ramond : wat kinda office u work?
jessica_ramond :
jessica_ramond : my love u there?
[fake name]: did you go to my link
[fake name]: here is the home page and the business address
jessica_ramond : k
[fake name]: here it is with the phone number
[fake name]: http://littlerock.fbi.gov/
jessica_ramond : k
jessica_ramond : brb hun
jessica_ramond : ok
[fake name]: ok
[fake name]: call my office and ask for me

If you noticed he's linked and given his phone number as address as the local FBI office. I laughed my ass off when I read this and hope you get a kick out of it too.


Posted by Jeff from his living room.