Email from the Prez
I got a funny email at work today. This particular email came from the President of our company and it's exactly these kinds of emails that force me to love this guy. I think he’s an awesome guy, sometimes his style can be very frustrating, but all in all he’s ok by me.
Copy of the email (minus any identifiable) information:
I am sorry! This is the last email that will ever be sent by [President of My Company]. You see, [First Name of President] has decided to take that last step off of the bridge. Due to early morning phone calls from customers that have received [Software Product] rollouts, followed by “chronic” and consistent problems, [First Name of President] decided it best, that he remove himself entirely from the picture, so to speak.
He has asked that all [My Company] employees remember him as a leader that was committed to providing the best possible customer service to [My Company] customers and that he did everything in his power to make [My Company] customers happy.
Unfortunately, the [Software Product] project became more than he could handle. For the purpose of federal government tracking, [First Name of President]’s identification number is #237847328493.
All monetary donations can be made to [Full Name of President] kids College Fund, “No education should ever be interrupted because of a good buffet!”
This has been [First Name of President]'s final message that will be in place until January 1st. Good Luck, God Bless, and shall the world become a better place because of technology!
Posted by Jeff Estes while ROTFL his Ass Off!
Copy of the email (minus any identifiable) information:
I am sorry! This is the last email that will ever be sent by [President of My Company]. You see, [First Name of President] has decided to take that last step off of the bridge. Due to early morning phone calls from customers that have received [Software Product] rollouts, followed by “chronic” and consistent problems, [First Name of President] decided it best, that he remove himself entirely from the picture, so to speak.
He has asked that all [My Company] employees remember him as a leader that was committed to providing the best possible customer service to [My Company] customers and that he did everything in his power to make [My Company] customers happy.
Unfortunately, the [Software Product] project became more than he could handle. For the purpose of federal government tracking, [First Name of President]’s identification number is #237847328493.
All monetary donations can be made to [Full Name of President] kids College Fund, “No education should ever be interrupted because of a good buffet!”
This has been [First Name of President]'s final message that will be in place until January 1st. Good Luck, God Bless, and shall the world become a better place because of technology!
Posted by Jeff Estes while ROTFL his Ass Off!
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